Home in the valley
Home in the city
Home isn’t pretty
Ain’t no home for me
- i’m hannah
- usually i’m mikewaters
- or fullermccallister
- or clarkgriswold
- or hammalamma
- shit i should stop making urls oh well
- this is a joaquin phoenix appreciation blog 99.9% of the time
- i am obsessed with everything about christian slater
- if you don’t like him, please move along.
- also kind of in love with kieran culkin AND SLASH fuller mccallister.
- i talk about john rich and his mustache a lot. i love him more than i love air.
- sometimes i brag about how my mom went to college with woody harrelson
- she told me she drank with him in a barn once
- not bragging, but woody could be my real father.
- mostly i swoon over joaquins legs
- or talk about my cats
- or about how i’m always falling off my bed and spilling my dr pepper
- i’m happily married to @nickdrake so back off my man
- i like to talk about how james dean haunts me
- maybe because once i tried to raise him from his grave
- see photo below
- now that bitch is always flushing while i’m showering and stuff
- and like making my car not start
- he’s just lonely though I don’t blame him.
- we should be friends
- if you can handle that fact that most of my friends are dead people i have never met.
you guys, when i gave him my footloose dvd to sign he said to me, are you gonna go see the remake? and i said hell to the no, you cant remake kevin bacon. and he gave me a high five.




