rexmanning:

Home in the valley
Home in the city
Home isn’t pretty
Ain’t no home for me

mikewaters:

me and gary from teen mom get doooownnn

mikewaters:

me and gary from teen mom get doooownnn

  • i’m hannah
  • usually i’m mikewaters
  • or fullermccallister
  • or clarkgriswold
  • or hammalamma
  • shit i should stop making urls oh well
  • this is a joaquin phoenix appreciation blog 99.9% of the time
  • i am obsessed with everything about christian slater
  • if you don’t like him, please move along.
  • also kind of in love with kieran culkin AND SLASH fuller mccallister.
  • i talk about john rich and his mustache a lot. i love him more than i love air.
  • sometimes i brag about how my mom went to college with woody harrelson
  • she told me she drank with him in a barn once
  • not bragging, but woody could be my real father.
  • mostly i swoon over joaquins legs
  • or talk about my cats
  • or about how i’m always falling off my bed and spilling my dr pepper
  • i’m happily married to @nickdrake so back off my man
  • i like to talk about how james dean haunts me
  • maybe because once i tried to raise him from his grave
  • see photo below
  • now that bitch is always flushing while i’m showering and stuff
  • and like making my car not start
  • he’s just lonely though I don’t blame him.
  • we should be friends
  • if you can handle that fact that most of my friends are dead people i have never met.

you guys, when i gave him my footloose dvd to sign he said to me, are you gonna go see the remake? and i said hell to the no, you cant remake kevin bacon. and he gave me a high five.

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Happy 14th birthday, Elle Fanning!

Happy 14th birthday, Elle Fanning! Even though it’s not technically April 9th here yet!

that moment when you know you have officially gone over the edge and lost control of your life because you put john rich’s address into google maps and it came up with a photo of him taking his bulldog frank outside to poop

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